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 Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 11:11 pm Post subject: WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST? |
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yo,,just got this in an email,,,it made me piss,,,so i thought id share!
WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST?
The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning
and
she
asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your
body
goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "Why do you
think
it's your hands, Suzy?" Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold
your
hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your
feet."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little
Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?" Little Johnny said,
"Well,
I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night.
Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh God,
I'm
coming!, If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."
The Nun fainted. |
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| Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 11:19 pm Post subject: |
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| ^LMAO |
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| Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 1:24 am Post subject: |
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| muahahaah kreazy asss people man im tellin ... |
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| Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 3:11 am Post subject: |
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| ROFL! |
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| Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 6:55 am Post subject: |
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| LMAO how come I neva get jokes in emails like dat lol |
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| Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 9:08 am Post subject: |
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| Weard Email....... whahaha |
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| Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:20 am Post subject: |
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| lololol |
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| Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:48 am Post subject: |
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lmmfao,
damn!! funny sh!T
i could juss picture it
haha damn i'm still thinkin bout it
BUT at da same time, dats fucked up
~1~ |
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| Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:23 pm Post subject: |
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| HAHAHAHAH LMFAO |
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| Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 2:13 am Post subject: |
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| Haha Thats funny |
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| Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 2:29 pm Post subject: |
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| lol funny shit |
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| Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 5:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Tupac gurl try not imagining it ya horny lil gurl |
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:56 am Post subject: |
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| hahaha funny shit |
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| Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 3:18 am Post subject: |
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| LMFAO!! Omg I haven't heard that one. |
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| Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:16 pm Post subject: |
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| haha lol |
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| Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 1:06 am Post subject: |
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| Loooool man that was funny stuff |
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| Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 4:17 pm Post subject: |
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| lol...great post man.... |
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| Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 3:52 am Post subject: |
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| jokes man |
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| Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 4:01 am Post subject: |
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| Funniest shit in tha world |
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| Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 5:24 am Post subject: |
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| lmao |
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| Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 8:20 am Post subject: |
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| LMAO!!!!!! HAHAHA! |
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| Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:07 pm Post subject: dbR - Let me laugh |
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| Hahahaha (pretendin, cause really I heard that joke before lols) |
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| Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 8:56 pm Post subject: |
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| that shit was funny |
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| Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:22 pm Post subject: |
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| OHO D ROFLMAO |
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