ARTIST(s):      Lil Wayne
SONG TITLE:   Dr. Carter
ALBUM:            Tha Carter III
[Lil Wayne talking with female nurse]
[LW] Wheres my coffee?
[FN] Good morning Dr. Carter
[LW] Hey sweetie
[FN] Looks like it's gonna be a long day
[LW] Uhhh another one huh? What we got
[FN] Your first patient 
[LW] Yeah
[FN] Is suffering from a lack of concepts
[LW] Uh huh
[FN] Originality
[LW] Ugghh
[FN] His flow is weak
[LW] Another one
[FN] And he has no style
[LW] Ugghhh
[FN] What you got for him?
[LW] Tssss okay
[Lil Wayne]
Let me put my gloves on, and my scrubs on
Dr. Carter to the rescue
Excuse me if I'm late but like a thief it takes
Time to be this great uhhh so just wait
Your style is a disgrace your rhymes are fifth place
And I'm just grace one uno ace
And I'm tryna make your heart beat like bass
Hmm mm, but you're sweet like cake
And I come to fix whatever you shall break
Where is your originality you are so fake
So picture me like a gallery capture what I say
All I need is one mic all I need is one take
Like hey! brighter than the sun ray
Got a pistol on a playground watch the gunplay
Like no kidding no kids in the way
But the kids do watch gotta watch what we say
Gotta work everyday gotta not be clichéd
Gotta stand out like Andre 3K
Gotta kick it, kick it like a sensei 
You gotta have faith you gottta gotta
Wait wait I think I, I think I lost him
[Lil Wayne talking with female nurse]
[FN] Good afternoon Dr. Carter
     I don't know about this one
     His confidence is down, vocab and metaphors needs work
     And he lack respect for the game
[LW] Uhhhh let me see
[FN] You think you can save him?
[Lil Wayne]
Okay respect is in the heart so that's where I'ma start
And a lot of heart patients don't make it but hey kid
Plural, I graduated
'Cause you can get through anything if Magic made it
And that was called recycling Re: reciting something 
'Cause you just like it so you say it just like it
Some say it's biting but I say it's enlightening
Besides Dr. Kanye West is one of the brightest
And Dr. Swizz can stitch your track up the tightest
And Dr. Jeezy can fix you back up the nicest
Arthritis in my hand from writing
But I'm a doctor they don't understand my writing
So I stopped writing now I'm like lightning
And you ain't +Vince Young+ so don't clash with the +Titan+
Fast and exciting my passion is frightening
Now let me put some more vocab in your I.V.
Here take this Vicodin like it and love it
And confidence has no budget
So pay me no mind
I don't walk it like I talk it 'cause I run it
I don't do it 'cause I done it
And I'm in the emergency on it
God dunnit I've lost another one
[Lil Wayne talking with female nurse]
[FN] Good evening Dr. Carter it's been a long day
     But this one looks much better than the others
     His respect is back up, concepts sound good
     His style is showing strong signs of improvement
     All he needs now is his swagger
[LW] Okay let me take my gloves off then
[Lil Wayne]
Swagger tighter than a yeast infection
Fly go hard like geese erection
Flashing patrol police detection
Eyes stay tight like Chinese connection
Eyes stay tight like pussy at night
Baby don't get me wrong I can do that pussy right
But I'm too wrong to write too fresh to fight
Too paid to freestyle too paid to freestyle
Had to say it twice swagger so nice
And don't ask me shit unless it concern a price
And I don't rap fast I rap slow
'Cause I mean every letter in the words in the sentence of my quotes
Swagger just flows sweeter than honey oats
That swagger I got it I wear it like a coat
Wait, as I put the light down his throat
I can only see flow his blood starting to flow
His lungs starting to grow this one's starting to show
Strong signs of life where's the stitches here's the knife
Smack his face his eyes open I reply “What a night”
Welcome back hip hop I saved your life
[Female nurse talking]
[FN] He looks good, his vitals are up 
     He's looking good he's looking good
     I think we got one Dr. Carter I think we got one
     Yep yep we got one we saved him he's good
     He's good we got one he's good
     (*Heart beating*)
     He's good we got him 
     We saved him he's a go he's good